Krusty the Clown

Stats and Lists:
Krusty the Clown Real Name:
Herschel Krustofsky
Voice:
Dan Castellanta
Occupation:
famous TV clown
Known Relatives:
  • Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky
  • Luke Perry (half brother)
  • has a sister which goes out with Sideshow Mel
    Guest Stars in the Krusty Komeback Special:
  • Bette Midler
  • Hugh Hefner
  • Johnny Carson
  • Elizabeth Tayler
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers
    Merchandise:
  • talking doll
  • clock
  • board game
  • sheets
  • posters
  • lamp
  • home pregnancy test
  • clown college
  • cereal (Krusty Os)
  • summer camp (Kamp Krusty)
  • krusty burger
  • krusty brand vitamins
  • krusty kalculator
  • autobiography
  • cough syrup
  • mustache remover for women
  • I know there's more, so help me out!
    Other Shows and Cameos:
  • Krusty Kinda Khristmas
  • Krusty Komedy Klassics
  • sang the national anthem at Bart and Lisa's hockey game
    Other Tidbits:
  • has little feet
  • has a superfluous third nipple
  • has a pacemaker scar
  • has a cattle skull birthmark
  • has a Percodan addiction
  • illiterate
  • bets on sporting events
  • was one of the biggest tax cheats in history
  • owned a plane (I'm On A Roll-A-Gay)
  • more respected than all the educators in the country put together
    • Biography:
    Krusty isn't a good person, in fact, he pretty much hates everything. He was one of the biggest tax cheats in history, treats other people bad (especially Sideshow Mel), doesn't really care for anyone (except maybe his dad) and has a lot of bad habits. But he's still one of the most respected clowns around, and just about every kid in Springfield watches his show. And I don't think we, the viewers, care if he's a good or bad guy 'cause he's funny as hell, always around to punch someone in the face. Krusty is a great character and you can always expect him to do something funny. Another reason why The Simpsons is the best show around.
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